Published April 7th, 2009
rule 197: Don’t bully your friends into getting season football tickets. You’ll feel like a jerk when they cop out of most of the games next fall.
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rule 198: Only ask your housemate to turn down music if he went to bed alone. In the other case, wait 15 minutes until the sex is over.
rule 199: Vegans don’t have the right to bitch about the soap you have in your bathroom.
